An Open Letter To The Ladies

Smoove B

To the ladies, this message is for you. You know who you are.

First and foremost, I would like to take this time to personally thank every woman, girl, and lady who is reading this. Just taking the time to read this shows that you are a female of class and distinction who knows what she wants and how she wants to be treated. I have no doubt that most of you are fine, as well.

Ladies, you are most special to me, and to prove your special-ness, I would like to take you out for an eventful evening that we will enjoy to the very heights of ecstasy. It will be a night you will not forget, nor will it be a night you wish to forget.

Here, ladies, is how the night shall go.

I will pick you all up in a gleaming-white limousine. I will not need to knock on the door or beep the horn, because I will arrive just as you are walking down the steps of your respective apartment buildings, each of you looking like you have just walked out of various dreams. I will get out and hold the door for you and comment on how flattering your dress is. I will assuage your fears that you are either over-dressed or under-dressed for the evening. I will be able to do this easily, because it will be true. You dress perfectly for all occasions. That is why you are all such good matches for Smoove. Then, I will mention how the dress brings out your eyes, lips, or hair, because I know you have put a lot of thought into your outfit. I will then kiss your hand softly, and instruct the driver to drive the car.

As our car moves toward it's destination, you will ask where we are going, but I will not tell you. Your curiosity will cause you to tease me, but still, I will not disclose where I am taking you. You will continue to tease me, and so I will tease you back. That is because I love how you ladies flirt. I also admire your curiosity. Your mind excites me, and it makes our relationship much more than physical. Our relationship, in addition to being physical, is also spiritual and emotional.

Mmmm. I love it when you wear that red dress. I want to take you somewhere private and freak you wild in a bathroom stall. Do you know what you do to me? I ache whenever your fine body is not in my bed, covered in part by my satin sheets. Bring your love to me. I'll treat it the way you always imagined it should be treated.

Now, we will have arrived. I will, again, get out first and open the door for you. You will be surprised that I have taken you to a botanical garden. You will seem surprised and amused that this is where I have taken you, but I have my reasons, and you will become emotionally and sexually aroused by those reasons.

I will pay the suggested donation for you and walk hand-in-hand with you into the botanical garden. You have always wanted to come here, but you never have. We will walk slowly, admiring all the diverse plants and flowers. Finally, we will reach a place in back, toward which I've been slowly leading you all along. I will point out an orchid that reminds me of you. I will admit that this is what I have wanted to show you. The fragileness of the plant—its beautiful, flexible petals and well-rounded stem—is only one of the things about this orchid that reminds me of you. I will explain it all in depth, and it will be obvious that I have come to this spot many times and thought about what I'm finally revealing to you. Like I said before, this will make you wet.

I know this is our first date, but I beg you ladies not to keep your love from me. My heart aches to be with you, every moment. If it were possible, I would join you at our place of work and whisper sweet nothings into your ear all day long. You are my one true girl, each and every one of you.

Now you ladies will be hungry, so we will adjourn back to my lavish penthouse apartment, where you can sip wine while I create a feast that will both satisfy you and leave you hungry for more. Glazed carrots might be a good side dish. While I cook, you can cool your body on my balcony, sip wine, and enjoy the amazing view. If the wine is not at the correct temperature, please just say the word. Smoove has devices that can make the wine perfect for you. If you prefer champagne, I have just gotten a shipment this morning from the finest champagne distributor in France, and I would think nothing of going and getting a bottle for you. Anything you desire can be yours. Would you like some grapes while you wait for dinner? They are much like yourself: plump, juicy, and delicious.

After dinner has been served, I will come around to your side of the table, gently pull you up from your chair, and kiss you softly. I will do this with each of you, in turn. Our kisses and embraces will become more passionate until we can no longer take it. I will sweep the table clean, not caring about my china and serving bowls, which will crash to the floor. That is how much I desire your trembling bodies at that moment. I will gently lay your body on my glass-topped table and make love to you over and over until you can take no more. At some point, I will hit you doggy style over a chair.

You will take a break from having my passionate lips all over your nude body. I will lead you to the shower, where I will find my finest washcloth and my finest soap, to best cleanse you. I will also be in the shower with you at this time. The steam and my gentle scrubbing will re-ignite your passion for me, but I will go no further than soft kisses in the pulsating water stream. I will then find my finest 100-percent cotton towels and dry you off.

When you are all suitably dry, I will lead you to my round, red satin bed where I will make love to you all night long. However, instead of the passionate lovemaking we had in the dining room, this time the lovemaking will be slow and erotic. I will say things like, "Ladies, you turn me on like no one ever has before" and "Your hair smells like sweet jasmine" and also "Mmmm, I love being inside you." No other man has ever made love to you like this before, and you will feel very special. You will also repeat my name, "Smoove...Smoove," a hundred times, because I am the one who is making you crazy with desire.

The next morning will also be filled with tempting delights, in the way of breakfast, coffee, and early morning lovemaking.

Thank you for reading.