Dear readers,

While working with Smoove B, we have occasionally received an article from him that, for whatever reason, we have decided not to use.

Here for the first time are those articles. We hope they will illuminate more facets of the man who has taught us so much about the ways of the heart.

Sincerely,
The Editors

The Articles

Smoove Needs To See A Podiatrist

Somebody Has Dented Smoove's Car

Smoove Is Very Tired

I Need A New Lamp

Damn Girl, I'm Sorry About The Recent Death Of Your Father

I'm Sorry I'm Calling So Late

Mmmm, You Look Like A Sexy Turnip