Editors Note: Smoove wrote this when he was admittedly "very, very tired," but reconsidered publishing it after he perked up later in the week. This is the first time this column has been seen by the public.
Smoove Is Very Tired
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I may have mentioned this before, but I did not sleep well last night. I am not so sure why, but even a bed as luxurious and silken as mine could not ease the sleep into my mind. I purchased some melatonin this afternoon, so that might help.
Oh, did I mention that your outfit looks very fine tonight? I can't remember. If I did not then...yeah. It looks great. Damn, I am so out of it today.
Although we will be enjoying a quiet evening at home, that does not mean I will not provide for your every need. I have a wide array of DVD selections that I rented that we can watch tonight. I also have many from my personal DVD library that I would not mind watching again.
Do you want some coffee? I think I am going to make some.
I should tell you it makes me very happy that you have decided to join me for a quiet night at home. Would you like to adjourn to the couch? I need to stretch out.
...Huh, I'm sorry, baby. I was just resting my eyes. Why do you have your coat on? What time is it? Damn, I must have nodded off. Why don't you stay? Okay, well, I'll give you a call tomorrow.
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